I got up, and left the playground for home, put that damn suit on and go visit the stables to practice my dancing moves, because tonight, I got a dance competition, and the Koreans are desperate for me to come up with some cool new dance moves, and I thought the moves out for a month. And some of that stuff landed on that dancing kid. I don't drink alcohol at daytime, thank you very much, except probably the occasional Cass Light. That kid was dancing around me, and I took a sip of something that looked like Coke, but I spat it out because it had gone warm. Behind me is this building that resembles steps, but when you look on the side, it is like WTC! They are also slim due to the tonnes of exercise and yoga (or is it yeoja?) I desire that style, but it was impossible since I was caught doing weed ten years ago. They spent shitloads of won on buying luxury goods like Rolexes, Mercedes-Benz cars and lavish plastic surgery since they are ugly and are new money. Those guys in Gangnam are cool, rich and slim. So I wanted to live a Gangnam Style life, and I want the bitches saying, "Oppan, you are the Gangnam Style". I thought I lived a high life, but no, I am too poor to do that.
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There was that kid, who I say he was eight years old, dancing around in the courtyard next to the playground full of children. But when I woke up, it was just a dream, I found myself in some public park underneath an umbrella lying down on a deckchair. There was a beautiful lady who walked past by when I was dreaming, playing tennis in the courtyard. So I am out there in this beautiful place called Gangnam. North Korea's presence has also been a distraction and organisers had to take down the communist state's flag from venue neighbourhoods after complaints from anti-Pyongyang protesters.Hey, look at me! I look like Kim Jong-un, only cooler, sexier, and more talented! The executive decided that Indonesia will host the next Asian Games in 2018.
"I hope that over the next 16 days our athletes and you will participate with goodwill and (appropriate) behaviour," Olympic Council of Asia chief Sheikh Ahmad Al Fahad Al Sabah told a meeting of the body's executive board on Friday. This week's final build-up has been rocky with two alleged cases of sexual harassment by visiting teams, one of which prompted the expulsion of an Iranian official. South Korea are looking to consolidate second spot in the medals table behind China, who swept a record 199 gold medals and 416 overall at Guangzhou 2010.Ĭhina's juggernaut will quickly get into gear with double Olympic champion swimmer Sun Yang in action against home favourite Park Tae-Hwan on Sunday. The mayor of South Korea's third city has admitted that Incheon, which has built 17 new venues, is in financial trouble because of the cost of hosting the Games.īut Korean spirits will rise if favourite Jung Jee-hae wins the Games' first gold in the women's 10m air pistol on Saturday, when full competition starts. "We urge the whole Korean people to pay greater attention to the Asiad and show support so that the games become a success." "There are concerns that some events might be empty of spectators," said a Joong Ang Ilbo newspaper editorial on Friday. Many of the matches so far in football, the only competition to start before the official opening, have been nearly devoid of fans with barely 100 at Jordan's win over United Arab Emirates on Thursday night. Organisers will hope the ceremony can create a much-needed buzz around the Games after slow ticket sales, just 18% early this week, created an air of apathy. Speculation rose on Friday that the Games' symbolic flame will be lit by actress Lee Young-Ae, the star of the historical Korean drama "Dae Jang Geum" which was a massive hit across Asia.
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The 17th Asiad includes the full Olympic programme plus Asian favourites like kabaddi and wushu, making for a packed schedule of 36 sports with 439 gold medals on offer.
The pop phenomenon with the world-famous dance will close a lavish spectacle at a new stadium in the South Korean city, heralding the start of 15 days of competition with 9,500 athletes.įorty-five delegations from across Asia and the Middle East, including North Korea, will file past dignitaries including South Korean President Park Geun-Hye for a ceremony where the top-priced ticket seats cost $1,000. "Gangnam Style" singer Psy will headline the Incheon Asian Games opening ceremony on Friday as one of the world's biggest sports events kicks off in a blaze of music and colour.